Not a good trick

Asher was climbing into his car seat today, and Mommy noticed that he was wearing a different shirt. Mommy decided to find out why.

"Asher," she inquired, "what happened to your shirt?"

"I got pee on it." He sat down in his seat.

"Was it your pee, or someone else's pee?"

"My pee." One arm was now in a strap.

"How did you get pee on your shirt."

"Alex," one of his classmates," Said it would be a cool trick to pee in the same urinal." He finished buckling himself. "But I peed on myself. So it wasn't a cool trick."